November 2011
1 post
Rock and much harder place
I’m so close to the edge right now that if someone pushed me I might have to cut their arm off. Guess I’ll just have to ride it out like I always do and try to keep sane in the mean time.
Nov 9th
August 2011
4 posts
Aug 31st
“You either love me, or leave me alone”
– The legend that is Jay-Z
Aug 28th
Aug 1st
“Keep your hopes high, and your head down low”
– Or something similar. From a wise lady on Facebook. Wish I got to see her more
Aug 1st
July 2011
2 posts
“I’m not stush. Your just butters.”
– My mate on fb. Major LOL.
Jul 13th
“If either of you let me down again after this, I will hunt you down. Kill you,...”
– Love Scott & Bailey
Jul 8th
June 2011
1 post
only time will tell
Going to sleep really late and waking up very early. I remember this! So either about to have an amazing idea… or something really bad is about to happen. Either way need to add Adele to this xx playlist to help me sleep at some point.
Jun 28th
May 2011
4 posts
May 21st
May 7th
May 7th
the break-up
taking some time away from what I thought I loved most, just to clear my head and get some prospective. Do not know where this is going to lead but that’s kinda exciting to be honest.  This all started in FLORIDA, love that place but its a bit marred now. There I realised that some changes need to be made and I had have the power to change them. On  my arrival from that amazing place I was...
May 6th
April 2011
1 post
What is wrong with this country !?!
Dad: What's that on your neck?
Stupid chavy girl: A love bite. My boyfriend did it
Dad: Oh! (then laughs)
Me: WTF!?!
Apr 1st
February 2011
3 posts
the meaning of nothing
Another sleepless night brings on another random tumblr. Not trying to be soppy or gay etc but needed to write this somewhere so here goes. Was thinking about it (recently have had tonnes to think about) but it was eventually reply to my brother that got me thinking. I know sometimes I can be really cold, able to just switch emotions off at will… But right now I couldn’t tell you...
Feb 13th
Dirty cash
So she falls down the stairs trying to get away from you kissing someone else and loses her crazy ex’s baby. What’s the first thing you say to her when she comes back around in hospital. Well I can safely say it shouldn’t be now WE can try for a baby. And I thought I was heartless.
Feb 12th
“Life may suck, but the alternative is unacceptable”
– Crab meat fisher
Feb 12th
January 2011
5 posts
looking
Sometimes I really wish I wasn’t so observant. It’s a lot more trouble than it’s worth. Ignorance at times is almost always bliss.
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
Jan 1st
3 notes
Jan 1st
31 notes
Jan 1st
December 2010
3 posts
Jams
The irony of ‘rush’ hour is not lost on me. Surely slow hour would be more appropriate.
Dec 15th
“You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.”
– Awesome ad by tomtom.
Dec 15th
Dec 14th
November 2010
6 posts
Laura: The whole street is white come out and play!
Me: Well I'm black. I don't do snow
Nov 26th
Nov 21st
“Nothing is broken therefore I’m fine.”
– Occupational hazard in my ‘sport’ answer good life motto
Nov 17th
“What do you think I’ve got down there”
– The mrs of course. Don’t think she actually wanted me to answer that
Nov 8th
this feeling
Just because I don’t feel anything doesn’t mean I’m broken. So stop tring to fix me!
Nov 6th
Nov 5th
October 2010
2 posts
Oct 30th
Oct 22nd
September 2010
6 posts
Sep 20th
Sep 19th
Update 1.1
the first lady helped me move in on Saturday. Love her soo much, she helped me clean, drove me took the supermarket and reassured that everything would be ok. Owe her big time. Been told that I have to stay in a hotel for the first week while the house gets sorted. Obviously not impressed but don’t really have a choice that’s the frustrating part. Worried about myself financially...
Sep 18th
1 tag
Sep 18th
“She looks like she is wearing her emotions. Or are those her regrets in a dress?”
– Me of course
Sep 12th
1 tag
it's not gonna kill me
so today was hmmm annoying frustrating. I must be annoying some people and going on about it, but it’s probably one of the biggest financial commitments I have ever made This and the capital one credit card I got when I was 18. Note to you all: don’t get one! Getting back on track. I feel like I’m in limbo waiting for a green light so I’m free to plan the rest of my life....
Sep 2nd
August 2010
11 posts
Aug 31st
Aug 24th
“she is like the titanic in high heels”
– Me of course
Aug 20th
There's a Krispy Kreme cheeseburger. STOP IT,... →
(via inothernews)
Aug 20th
955 notes
1 tag
the claim
no one is infallible. That’s a fact, not even this guy. I mean if he can’t tell the difference between a red headed white female and myself what chance do we have? Of late I’m starting to really hate people’s guarantees (oh and phone insurance). ‘It will be with you on the 18th’ they said. Lies, nearly 48 hours later and after many many phone calls and a lot of...
Aug 20th
“So if I hurt your feelings, don’t blame it all on me.”
– Tinie Tempah. It’s what I’m feel yeah
Aug 14th
Aug 13th
“that boy is flakier than dandruff”
– me to Jr about a mutual ‘friend’
Aug 11th
china toilet
as much as I love like tolerate my mate James. I think he may end up either died , by his own hands in some way or other, or arrested in the communist republic he has chosen to live out his days in. However, I do give him massive respect for getting out there and doing something different. So please don’t die out there because I’m not going to no funeral in China unless your paying.  ...
Aug 5th
2 tags
#technology fail
good to know that you can contact #orangeuk any time of the day via their helpful contact us page. NOT!!! Oh wait Twitter just went down as well. So pleased modern technology is making communication that little bit easier
Aug 5th
“know she ain’t talking about me ‘coz if she I’ll slap the...”
– Family affairs aren’t they joyful
Aug 5th
July 2010
14 posts
seasoned
After my recent facebook antics I got to thinking (insomnia has really kicked in) truth is a bit like salt: It is bad luck to tread on it  It keeps the slugs and leeches away Too much of it is harmful to your health Not enough and you cease to work correctly If rubbed in can either remove or injure some of the thickest of skins Can be used to make things boil over, or melt even the coldest...
Jul 29th